"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."
Thoughts about a comfort
"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"
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"I'm getting too old for a broom."
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"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
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"He must be very secure in his masculinity."
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"Country Club Dungeon"
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"It's different when they're yours."
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"We're here to experience pleasure."
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Introducing the Tofuton
"I'm quite content. This was my prison of choice."
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"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."
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"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."
"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."
"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."
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"You're right—they are more comfortable than briefs!"
Restaurant with cubicles called "Cubicles Bar & Grill".
"Many women are more at ease with a female doctor. That's why I'm wearing the wig."
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Tags:recliner, recliners, budget, budgets, armchair, armchairs, arm-chair, arm-chairs, economize, economise, economizing, economising, economizes, economises, furniture, budget furniture, budget armchair, living room, living rooms, money problem, money problems, problem solving, upside down, comfort, comfortable, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, penny-pincher, penny-pinchers, penny pincher, penny pinchers, miser, misers, misery
"I'd like one of those careers where you make a six-figure income while wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants."
Tags:recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, recruitment agency, recruitment agent, recruitment agents, career, career services, job placement, job placements, no dress code, dress code, internship, internships, job search, unemployment, employee, employees, employability, career, careers, business casual, casual, business, businesses, professional, professionals, comfort, comfortable
"Dear old Havemeyer—he died in the saddle."
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"Next session, I get the Eames and YOU get the Stickley."
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"Let's not send each other cards this year."
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