"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
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"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."
"This will buy you four months.
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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."
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"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"
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"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, nurse, nurses, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, working animal, working animals, service animal, service animals, cat, cats, working cat, working cats, therapy animal, therapy animals, therapy cat therapy cats, comfort, comforting, soothing, cheering, cheering up, visitor, visitors, furry visitor, furry visitor, furry friend, furry friends
"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."
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"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
Tags:underworld, griever, grievers, grieving, grief, kid, kids, mourning, mourner, mourners, pet, pets, family life, family-life, family pet, family pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, doggie heaven, doggie afterlife, afterlife, afterlives, afterworld, after world, comfort, comforting, comforts, grave, graves, uncomforting, un-comforting, dad, dads, kid, kids, sorrow
Introducing the Tofuton
"My comfort food upset me."
"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."
"They're just late-night talk shows, honey. It's not a real war."
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"You're at the top of the list, Mr. Stewart, and you'll be immediately notified the moment there's an available womb for you to crawl back into."
"We forgot his Teddy bear."
Tags:pyramid, pyramids, instruction, instructions, instruction manual, manual, manuals, instruction manuals, furniture, bear, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, comfort, comforting, afterlife, after life, after-life, tomb, tombs, dead, death, died, die, dies, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptology, following instructions, desert, deserts
"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"
Tags:vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, sick, ill, stay, stay overnight, keeping overnight, keeping, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, loaner, loaners, rental, rentals, car repairs, auto repairs, vehicle repairs, automotive repairs, customer service, service, comfort, comforting, lonely, loneliness
"They say you're only as old as your face."
Tags:age, ageing, old age, getting old, old man, old men, elderly men, elderly man, face, faces, wrinkles, wrinkle, wrinkled, ageing problem, ageing problems, in denial, deny, denying, ugly, ugliness, look you age, looking your age, wrinkly skin, wrinkled skin, comfort, comforting, false comfort, old people, older person, elderly people, elderly person
"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."
Tags:reflection, reflections, mirror, mirrors, looking in the mirror, self conscious, self-consciousness, self-conscious, self consciousness, in denial, comfort, comforting, support, supporting, supportive, husband and wife, husbands and wives, white lie, white lies, sarcasm, sarcastic, couple, couples, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, ageing, getting old
"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."
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Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"
Tags:man, men, balloon, balloons, box, boxes, stuff, clean out your desk, fired, firing, fire, just fired, let go, dismissed, lost your job, lost his job, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, comfort, comforting, consolation, ex-employee, former employee, former employees, ex-employees, sad, depressed
"President Clinton's new health plan will make Americans stop feeling so bad-tempered and mean and rotten all the time, and then the pussy cats will all be very, very happy ever after."
"To tell you the truth, even when I'm in water I don't feel that comfortable."