"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."
"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
Tags:underworld, griever, grievers, grieving, grief, kid, kids, mourning, mourner, mourners, pet, pets, family life, family-life, family pet, family pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, doggie heaven, doggie afterlife, afterlife, afterlives, afterworld, after world, comfort, comforting, comforts, grave, graves, uncomforting, un-comforting, dad, dads, kid, kids, sorrow
Introducing the Tofuton
"My comfort food upset me."
"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."
Tags:lovecraftian, cosmic, cosmic entity, cosmic horror, cosmic horrors, monster, monsters, monstrous, child, kid, kids, monster under the bed, real, reality, realistic, really there, monster in the closet, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, fathers and sons, parent, parents, parental, parenting, relating, comfort, comforting, comforts, tentacle, tentacles, fear, fears, afraid, afraid of the dark, fear of the dark, childhood, family, care, caring, cares, irony, ironic
"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."
Tags:interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, jail, jailed, prison, prisons, inspect, inspections, pretty, criminals, criminal, cell, cells, jail cell, home comforts, comfort, comforts
"Daddy's binky is money."
Tags:comfort toy, comfort toys, comfort blanket, comfort blankets, security blanket, security blankets, sense of security, financial security, baby, babies, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, family life, generation gap, growing up, bank account, bank accounts, family-life, parenthood, finance, finances, comfort, comforts, safety, safety net
Mobiles for Adults
Tags:comfort, comforts, comforting, mobile, mobiles, baby mobile, baby mobiles, infant mobile, infant mobiles, gluten free, news anchor, news anchors, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, small comfort, small comforts, relax, relaxes, relaxation, relaxations, baby toy, baby toys, infant, infants, infancy
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
Cold Comfort Books
Tags:cold comfort, book, books, cold comforts, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, reassure, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring, assure, assures, assurance, assurances, assuring, fear, fears, fearful, scare, scares, scared, comforting, comforted, comfort, comforts, bright side, look on the bright side, it'll pass
"Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to make you unhappy except me."
"Next session, I get the Eames and YOU get the Stickley."
Tags:chair, chairs, sofa, sofas, couches, couch, recliner, recliners, reclining, recliner chair, recline, therapy, eames, stickley, luxury, luxuries, decor, decorate, furniture, furnish, furnishing, furnishings, comfort, comfortable, comforting, comforts, sitting, sit, seat, seating, seats, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatric, uncomfortable, uncomfy, comfy, uncomfortably
"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."
Tags:word play, word-play, play on words, palindrome, mom, moms, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, sis, sister, sisters, palindromes, language, languages, language game, linguistic, linguistics, dinner table, family, families, console, consoling, worry, worried, comfort, comforting, comforts
"I chose style over comfort."
"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."
Tags:bereaved, bereavement, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news, fatty food, fatty foods, eat, eats, eater, eaters, eating, big eater, big eaters, burrito, burritos, comfort, comforts, comforting, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, personable, personability, insensitive, insensitivity, hospital, hospitals, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians
"All right, so it didn't work out so well in Hollywood―you're still the best damn cop on the force!"
Tags:cop, cops, detective, detectives, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, private detective, private detectives, private dick, private dicks, hollywood, bomb, bombs, box office, box office failure, box office failures, box office bomb, box office bombs, noir, detective movie, detective movies, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, comfort, comforts, comforting, comforted
Tags:rough, comfort, first world, first world problem, first world problems, rough it, roughs it, roughing it, tough life, tough lives, middle class, middle classes, upper class, upper classes, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, comfort, comforts, comfortable, uncomfortable, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors, tough life, tough lives, mankoff
"Nope, no monsters under here."
Tags:monster, monsters, under the bed, check, checks, fear, fears, childhood fear, childhood fears, frighten, frightens, frightening, phobia, phobias, fear of the dark, parent, parents, comfort, comforts, comforting, closet, closets, in the closet, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, paranoia, paranoid, justified, justification
A person sinks into their chair.
Tags:read, reads, reading, reader, readers, book lover, book lovers, bookworm, bookworms, book worm, book worms, quicksand, stuck in, chair, chairs, comfy chair, comfy, comfortable, padded chair, padded chairs, padding, antique, antiques, antique chair, antique chairs, comfort, comforts, swallow up, swallowed up, swallowing up
"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."
Tags:secret, secrets, hidden, dark secret, dark secrets, date, dates, dating, relationship, long-term relationship, comfort, comfortable, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, reassure, reassures, reassurance, openness, honest, honesty, dishonesty, dishonest, assure, assures, assuring, comfort, comforts, comforting
Relaxation with Dick Wolf