America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man
"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
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The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"
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"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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"When those damn graphic novels started coming out—that's when it all went down the toilet."
"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."
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"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."
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"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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A mouse hole displays the mouse signal as a cat waits outside.
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"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."
Less Than Superheros
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"I feel so inadequate! What do I know about saving the world?"
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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Superheroes queue for medicine.
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"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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A superhero getting dressed in the morning.
"Now I have to start pretending I like graphic novels too?"
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"This had better not be another one of your slutty damsels in distress!"
"He's a nongraphic novelist."