"Should I free the gays, too?"
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"
"No, she likes me best!"
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"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
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"I have more underneath."
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"Get in step."
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"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
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"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
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