Commentary Cartoons

An Honest Graduation Photograph

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Lotsa Ducks.

"I'm not going to make excuses. They were very tough today. They wanted this one more than we did, and they deserved to win."

“They look like last year’s models.”

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

The Millionaire's Club

"Already?"

"Prozac? All right! Kickin' it old school."

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."

"Ronald Reagan won two victories in the Senate today, one victory in the House, and one victory in House-Senate conference, which gives him a career total of a hundred and ninety victories - only thirty-nine short of the world's record of two hundred and twenty-nine victories, held by Franklin Delano Roosevelt."

Cavemen Staring At Rocks Like Phones

"The scales say 'alien overlord,' but the rolled-up sleeves say 'man of the people.'"

"The grilled snapper also comes with a bonus audio commentary from the chef."

"Do you have anything less political?"

"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"

"Oh, he's pretty depressed - he's the only retired general the networks haven't called."