Comments Cartoons

"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."

"No comment."

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."

"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."

"Are you feeling all right, René? You haven't had an aperçu all night."

"Artsy. But not fartsy."

"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."

"I'm not going to make excuses. They were very tough today. They wanted this one more than we did, and they deserved to win."

“They look like last year’s models.”

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

"You call that a suit?"

"Prozac? All right! Kickin' it old school."

That party went well.

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

"No way am I going down there- what if there's a comments section?"

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.

"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."

"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"

"Why, Mr. Spears, how cute you look!"

"The suggestions are supposed to go in the box."

Mom's Mortuary