"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."
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"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."
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"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."
"Are you feeling all right, René? You haven't had an aperçu all night."
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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"I'm not going to make excuses. They were very tough today. They wanted this one more than we did, and they deserved to win."
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“They look like last year’s models.”
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"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
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"You call that a suit?"
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"Prozac? All right! Kickin' it old school."
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That party went well.
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Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."
A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.
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"No way am I going down there- what if there's a comments section?"
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"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."
A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
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"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."
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"Care to join me in panel no. 3?"
"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
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"Why, Mr. Spears, how cute you look!"
"The suggestions are supposed to go in the box."
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