"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."
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"They're going to put you away if you don't stop acting like this."
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"Talk long-term commitment to me."
"I just think men find female homicidal maniacs very threatening."
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"They're such a nice couple- we should see them more often. Not literally, of course."
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"The garden is my résumé."
"I'm recommending you be institutionalized. Want to sell that tie?"
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"I thought you said you were just passing through."
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"And let us acknowledge Fred's cradle to grave brand loyalty."
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"If you guys didn't crack me up so much I'd have you committed."
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"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."
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"I'm in this for the momentary haul."
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