Communicate Cartoons

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was listening to my body."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"And now may I bite your neck?"

"No, no. It's three thumps for call waiting and five thumps for call forwarding."

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."

"I love you anyway, too."

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."

"I might remind you, John, that 'Lorraine never stops yakking' is not yet grounds for divorce in the state of Ohio."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."

"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."

"We must hurry back! The casino is on fire!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."