Communications Cartoons

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was listening to my body."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"Sir, the following paradigm shifts occurred while you were out."

"No, no. It's three thumps for call waiting and five thumps for call forwarding."

"O.K., on my signal we're going to shift from pre-millennial to post-millennial thinking."

"It's from my attorney."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"After you've finished discussions with out allies, we have to talk."

"Look, at least we're talking."

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

"Got your e-mail, thanks."

"We must hurry back! The casino is on fire!"

"Are you even listening to me?"

"So,... Can I call you?"

"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Hey! This is news."

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

"Ah, here is your fax now."

"You don't sound anything like your e-mail."

Like.

"You haven't said anything for ten years. Is everything O.K.?"

Small Talk Outlet

"Have you met my backstory?"