A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"Some of us are unsung heroes."
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"How are her scores?"
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"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."
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"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"
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"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
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"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
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"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"
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"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
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Snow White and Sleeping Beauty Have Tea
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"Shall I contrast thee to a summer's day?"
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"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
"If you think Columbus is steamed, wait till you run into Harry Truman."
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"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."
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"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."
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"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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"Well, now that we've established that we're all wearing Tommy Hilfiger underwear, can we proceed to the substance of the meeting?"
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"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."
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"Tommy and Ben are like Green Berets, Dan and Jerry are Navy Seals and me and Scott are like private contractors."
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"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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Apples and oranges
"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."
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"Now we just have to sit back and wait for the Fed to bail us out."
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