A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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"I love it!"
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"Some of us are unsung heroes."
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"How are her scores?"
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"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."
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The cat that ate the canary vs. The cat that didn't eat the canary.
"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."
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"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"
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"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
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"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
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Gas Vs. Electric
Pencil sharpener and tepees.
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"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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"If only legginess were based on circumference."
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Elevator rolling TV picture.
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"Don is more like network, and Evan is more like cable."
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"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
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"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"
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"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."
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"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"
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"I'm inside the cake waiting to jump out."
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