A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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"Some of us are unsung heroes."
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"How are her scores?"
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"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."
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"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"
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"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
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Gas Vs. Electric
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"Don is more like network, and Evan is more like cable."
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"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"
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"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"
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"I'm inside the cake waiting to jump out."
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"He's like this perfect combination of Oscar de la Renta and Oscar de la Hoya."
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"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
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"You can't keep comparing yourself to those skinny little aliens you see in movies."
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Snow White and Sleeping Beauty Have Tea
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"Shall I contrast thee to a summer's day?"
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"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
"My last dog always too a right there."
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"Their rut looks like a lot more fun than our rut."
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"If you think Columbus is steamed, wait till you run into Harry Truman."
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"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."
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Entering "So, what are your kids doing?" (formerly Brooklyn)
"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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