"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"
"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."
"Nice little touch of humility!"
"The very survival of our society depends upon the just compensation of our professional athletes."
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"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
"Well, if there's not going to be any bonus, how about some reparations?"
"I was comped."
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"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"
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"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do offer a very attractive escape hatch."
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"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."
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"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."
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Amish Midlife Crisis
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"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
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"You appear to be suffering from the effects of secondhand litigation."
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"Mr. Packard will sue you now."
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"I feel that I should be compensated for the weeks that you were on vacation."
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"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
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"We're just living from huge payout to huge payout."
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"At this time the family is grieving and suing."
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"I've been over-compensated, and I've been under-compensated and 'over' is better."
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