Hare and the Tortoise Race
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"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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Robot Parts $5
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"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."
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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
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"You realize, of course, that this means war."
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"Your more successful brother is already here."
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Discount Medical Suppliers
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"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."
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"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
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"It's kind of a shame, really. Before tennis they used to be the best of friends."
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"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"
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"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! May we please start the meeting?"
"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"
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The Zoo A Gated Community for Animals
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"She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. I can't compete with that."
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"I heart USA."
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"Sorry, Pembroke, but Telford here is lavishly illustrated."
"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"
"Are they at it again?"
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When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head
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"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
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"That's enough. I refuse to compete with Anna Quindlen!"
"My brain could kick her brain's butt."
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