Hare and the Tortoise Race
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Robot Parts $5
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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
"You realize, of course, that this means war."
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"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."
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"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
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"It's kind of a shame, really. Before tennis they used to be the best of friends."
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Bed and Breakfast
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"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"
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"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
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"She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. I can't compete with that."
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"I heart USA."
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"Are they at it again?"
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"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
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"I can help you over here." "Just ignore him."
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"My brain could kick her brain's butt."
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Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
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"Care to make it interesting?"
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"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."
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Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
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"You've got a monkey on your back? I got three monkeys."
"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"
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"I was at my sister's today. They have two pots."