Competitions Cartoons

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

I'm BAD deal with it

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"We lost!"

"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

"How are her scores?"

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

A ski jumper rethinks his decision.

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! May we please start the meeting?"

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

"He's certainly been getting a lot more than his normal share of media coverage lately."

"Young Kellerman has a lean-and-hungry look. But, of course, these days everyone has a lean-and-hungry look."

"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."

"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."

"Who's next?"