Competitiveness Cartoons

"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."

"So he got a trophy for good sportsmanship – that doesn't mean he won't go to law school."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."

"I can assure you, madam, that our commitment to transparency will never inhibit our willingness to kick ass."

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"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

"I had a lovely time checking out great-looking men checking out even better-looking men."

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

"Young Kellerman has a lean-and-hungry look. But, of course, these days everyone has a lean-and-hungry look."

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Woof is not a word."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."