"Live with it! I'm the child she never had."
"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"
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Bed and Breakfast
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"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
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"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."
The Rivalry Begins
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"I'm surprised, Marty. I thought you were one of us."
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"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."
'I'm having my anger-management counselor and my conflict counselor duke it out.'
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"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
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"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."
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"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."
Hare versus the Tortoise
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"That's the game- somebody gets emasculated."
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Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
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"The Taklaks have a huge fire."
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"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"
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"He's not a bad person, but he wants to own two TV stations in the same market."
"That happy little cloud floating over the Unicorp Building? I want that."
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The Chicken and the Egg
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"Swami Ananda, here, has also discovered the secret of life!"
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"Right. How could anyone look at a rotting zebra corpse and not believe there's a God?"
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