"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"
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"I suggest you air your woes through the media."
"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
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"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."
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"Oh, can't complain, but I do."
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"Is it always so cloudy?"
"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."
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The Colicky Family
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"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"
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"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"
The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."
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Person of the Century. Whine.
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