"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
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"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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"You tested positive for being negative."
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"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "
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"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"
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"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
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"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."
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"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."
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"The problems will remain the same, but apparently they get wordier and wordier."
Nordic Trak Reading Machine
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"I can't believe his elaborate tattoo came without him."
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How Many It Takes
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"Who ever thought patriotism could be so complicated?"
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
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"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"
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"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."
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"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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"I've hacked into our bank account."
"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."
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"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."
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A woman reads a book entitled "How to Deal with Bureaucracy Vol. 247".
"No. 62. Stand still, count to ten, slowly walk toward painting, stop, lean forward, count to ten, step backward twelve paces, cross your arms, stroke your chin, count to fifteen. Put your hands behind your back, step forward five paces, nod your head and
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"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."
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