Composers Cartoons

"And now, God help us all, Rachmaninoff's Concerto in C Minor."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Happy Trails: "That's Sibelius, what an hombre."

"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"

"Sousa's back!"

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Come on, you know the words! Bum bum bum bum!"

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

George Sand Has Some People In For Drinks

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Life Without Mozart

Leonard Bernstein

Frank Zappa

Timbre Wolf

"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."

Genius Parrot

Gustavo Dudamel

The John Cage Carollers

Cheating Composer