"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
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"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
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"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."
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"It's free, but they sell your information."
"You've got pie."
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Caveman at Computer
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"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
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"Of course I'm angry—look at me."
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"So when do we go online?"
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"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
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"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."
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"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
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Hunter-Gatherer at I.B.M.?
Tags:television, televisions, tv, t.v., tvs, interactive, interactivity, interaction, interactions, computer, computers, technologies, media, entertainment, thumb your nose, thumb ones nose, thumb one's nose, rude, rudeness, impolite, snub, snubbing, make fun, silly, silliness, answer, answering, answers
"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."
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"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."
"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"
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"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
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