"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
Tags:plumber, plumbers, plumbing, advice, giving advice, unprofessional, professionalism, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, self help, self-help, bad advice, impracticality, modern life, con man, con men, con, cons, unhelpful, unhelpfulness
By allowing the predator to blend in with his surroundings, nature affords him the protection he needs to effectively stalk his prey.
"Try as we might, sir, our team of management consultants has been unable to find a single fault in the manner in which you conduct your business."
"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."
"I'm between congregations."
Tags:conman, conmen, con man, con men, con-man, con-men, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, priest, priests, evangelical, evangelicals, congregation, congregations, follower, followers, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, religious leader, religious leaders, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals
The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
Tags:easter, easter bunny, easter egg, easter eggs, egg, eggs, dye, dyes, dyeing, decorate, decorates, decorating, decoration, decorations, grift, grifts, grifter, grifters, conman, conmen, con artist, con artists, con man, con men, confidence man, confidence men, street performer, street performers, gamble, gambles, gambling, bet, bets, betting
"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."
Tags:car, car salesman, cars, hybrid, hybrids, salesman, salesman, car showroom, car showrooms, dealership, dealerships, wind up car, wind up cars, environmentalist, environmentalists, electric engine, electric engines, hybrid car, windup car, windup cars, con, con man, con men, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, modern tech, toy car, toy cars
"I was out of work once, but I got off my duff and cleaned out this rich old babe in Riverdale."
Tags:gigolo, gigolos, unemployed, unemployment, down and out, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beau, exploitation, exploitative, financial advice, monetary advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, poverty, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, conman, conmen, mark, marks, con men, con man, scam, scams
"Think they're dumb enough to buy the bridge, too?"
Tags:brooklyn bridge, conmen, conman, con men, con man, con-men, con-man, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, george c. parker, native american indian, native american indians, american indian, american indians, con, cons, tourist, tourists, immigrant, immigrants, famous scams, famous cons, hustle, hustles, hustling
"That's a real nice touch, Lenny."
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
Tags:phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations
"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"
Tags:spare change, poverty, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, spare-change, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, charity, charities, charitable, millionaire, millionaires, fraud, frauds, fraudster, fraudsters, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, conmen, conman, con men, con man, doorstop, dreaming big, big dream, big dreams
"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, trick, tricks, con, conning, con man, con men, social insurance number, social insurance numbers, sins, s.i.n., s.i.n.s, credit card, credit cards, credit card number, credit card numbers, identity theft, lying, liar, liars, identify verification, verification, identity, modern life, phone scam, phone scams, telecommunications, phishing, phisher, phishers, personal information, fraud
"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."
Tags:business opportunity, business opportunities, corporate culture, business venture, business ventures, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, investment strategy, investment opportunity, investment opportunities, accountant, accountants, pamphlet, pamphlets, leaflet, leaflets, scam, scams, con, cons, con men, con man
"We have a wonderful research department and they've identified you as a potentially hot prospect."
(Career Criminal Counseling) (You appear to be honest, upstanding and respectable. You should try con games.)
Tags:scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, con man, con games, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, counselling, counseling, counsellor, counselor, counsellors, counselors, job counselling, job counseling, career counseling, career counselling, executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
"It's quite simple, madam - pick the right card and you win this beautiful vacuum cleaner; fail and you forfeit an appliance of your choice."
Flim & Flam Partners in Crime
"And let's remember that the public's need to know must always be balanced by our need to conceal."
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Master of Illusion
The Great Sarcasmo
A Courtesy Call
"Frank here came up with the idea of billing customers for product and services we don't provide."
Tags:customer, customers, customer service, customer services, customer experience, unethical, business practice, business practices, customer satisfaction, con, cons, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, conmen, conman, con men, con man, scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, business model, business models