"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
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By allowing the predator to blend in with his surroundings, nature affords him the protection he needs to effectively stalk his prey.
"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."
"I'm between congregations."
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Berlitz guide to Scamese
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The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
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"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."
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"I was out of work once, but I got off my duff and cleaned out this rich old babe in Riverdale."
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"Think they're dumb enough to buy the bridge, too?"
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"That's a real nice touch, Lenny."
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"
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"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."
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"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."
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"We have a wonderful research department and they've identified you as a potentially hot prospect."
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
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"It's quite simple, madam - pick the right card and you win this beautiful vacuum cleaner; fail and you forfeit an appliance of your choice."
Master of Illusion
A Courtesy Call
"Frank here came up with the idea of billing customers for product and services we don't provide."
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