"You're why I have the moat, Mother."
Tags:royalty, royal, royals, moat, moats, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, safety, nag, nags, nagging, concern, concerned, concerns, clingy, overbearing, parent, parents, king, kings, prince, princes, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, keep out, keeping out, stay away, staying away
Mental Baggage Claim
"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
Tags:guarantee, guarantees, guaranteeing, stand behind your work, standing behind your work, product, products, retail, retailer, retailers, retail store, retail stores, electronics store, electronics stores, ominous, concern, concerns, concerning, worry, worries, worrying, unreliable, reliability, return, returns, return policy, return policies, boss, shop, shops, shopping, modern life, boss, bosses, customer service, customer service representative, sales, sales training, sales trainer, sales trainers, boss, bosses, clerk, clerks, store clerk, store clerks, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
Tags:student, students, high school, secondary school, high schoolers, high schools, school, schools, school days, debate, debate team, debates, internal, internal conflict, mental, mental conflict, mental debate, mental health, mental illness, conflicted, mental illnesses, word play, play on words, youth, young people, teenager, teen, teenagers, teens, education, educational, blunder years, inner debate, depression, anxiety, anxious, light, light humor, light humour, worry, worried, worrying, worries, fret, frets, fretting, concern, concerned, concerns, concerning, issue, issues, kid, kids, child, children, young adult, young adults
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
Tags:doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concerned
"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"
Tags:self-diagnosis, self-diagnosing, internet search, internet searches, search, searches, searching, symptom, symptoms, symptomatic, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, self-help, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, expert, experts, expertise, medical advice, medical advisor, medical advisors, medical adviser, medical advisers, modern life, modern times, worry, worries, worrying, concern, concerns, concerning
The Sterlings Disapprove
Tags:sterling, sterling silver, dish, dishes, spoon, spoons, elope, elopes, eloping, run away, ran away, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hey diddle diddle, nonsense, controlling, parent, parents, racist, racism, traditional, class difference, class differences, concern, concerns, concerned, concerned parents, approval, parent, parents, parental, disapprove, disapproves, disapproving, snob, snobs, snobbery, secret marriage, secret marriages
The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency
Tags:neurotic, neuroses, paranoid, paranoia, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, hate, hates, dating, dating life, dating lives, single life, single lives, single, singles, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, lonely, loneliness, self-confident, self-confidence, concern, concerns, concerned, currency, currencies, therapist, therapists, therapy, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, phone, phones, wait, waits, waiting
Income inequality vs Income Diversity.
Tags:worker, workers, workers, job, jobs, boss, bosses, salary, salaries, income, incomes, wealth, wealthy, executive, executives, inequality, equality, money, diverse, diversity, equal, fair, fairness, businesses, business, employee, employees, concern, concerns, approach, approaches, perspective, perspectives
"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
Tags:fear, fears, feared, king, kings, tyrant, tyrants, love, loves, loved, needy, neediness, funny, reputation, reputations, concern, concerns, concerned, paranoid, paranoia, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, thin-skinned, sensitive, sensitivity, oversensitive, reign, reigns, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, popular, popularity, popularity contest, politician, politicians
"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"
Tags:good old days, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, throwback, throwbacks, inflation, food price, food prices, problem, problems, economics, economic downturn, economic downturns, difficulty, difficulties, difficult time, difficult times, hard times, money problem, money problems, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, concern, concerns, concerning
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
Tags:bullet, bullets, bullet hole, bullet holes, symptom, symptoms, health, health concern, health concerns, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, appointment, appointments, concern, concerns, cause for concern, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, family doctor, observe, observes, observant, bedside manner, casual, casual attitude, gun crime, gun crimes, mass shooting, mass shootings, gun culture, examination, examinations, symptomatic, disease, diseases, ill, illness, illnesses
"There goes the Aubusson."
Tags:death, deaths, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killing, kills, killed, homicide, homicides, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, shot, shooting, shoot, shots, shoots, bleed, bleeding, bleeds, violence, violent, law, laws, marriage, married, marry, marriages, husband, wife, husbands, wives, relationship, relationships, aubusson, aubussons, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, tapestry, carpet, tapestries, carpets, france, french, concern, concerns, concerning, priorities, priority, annoy, annoyed, reaction, react
"I don't care where they came from. It's that distant rumble that worries me."
Tags:rumble, rumbles, rumbling, bowling, bowling alley, bowling alleys, bowling pin, bowling pins, ten pins, ten pin, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, scare, scares, scaring, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, fear, fears, fearful, paranoia, paranoid, concern, concerns, valid concern, valid concerns, in harm's way, in harms way
"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"
Tags:husband, wife, doctor, sick, illness, couch, worry, medical, disease, diseases, appreciate, appreciates, appreciation, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, diagnosis, diagnoses, sick, sicknesses, concern, concerns, concerned, mankoff
"Try thinking about something else."
Tags:worry, worries, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, unable to sleep, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, thinking, thought, thoughts, concern, concerns, problem, problems, issue, issues, bad thought, bad thoughts, night terror, night terrors, nightmare, nightmares, disturbed, depressed, depression, mental health, troubled, restlessness, stress, sleeplessness, tension, counting sheep, falling asleep, trying to fall asleep, negative, negative thought, negative thoughts
Snow White and the Seven Concern Trolls
Tags:concern troll, concern trolls, concern trolling, internet troll, internet trolls, trolling, trolls, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, fake friend, feign, feigns, feigning, concern, concerns, metoo, #metoo, feminist, feminists, feminism, fairy tale, fairy tales, snow white, unhelpful, ally, allies, allyship, comments section, comments sections, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, devil's advocate, playing devil's advocate
"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."
Tags:police, cop, cops, visitor, visitors, visiting, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, paranoia, paranoid, cause for concern, concern, concerns, warrant, warrants, search warrant, sear warrants, search, searches, search and seizure, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, unlawful, officer, officers, inspection, inspections
Greetings from Hypochondria House
"Careful; hot plate."
Tags:hot, hot plate, hot plates, waiter, waiters, scald, scalds, scalding, customer service, hard to please, difficult to please, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, hell, restaurant, restaurants, warn, warns, warning, warnings, concern, concerns, concerning, afterlife, high pressure, heat, overheat, overheats, overheating, overheated, server, servers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, meal, dine out, eat out, eats out, eating out, health and safety
Tags:failure, disappointment, money, adultery, bummer, bummers, bum out, bums out, bumming out, concern, concerns, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, unfaithful, spouse, spouses, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, hot dog, hot dogs, sausage, sausages, how hot dogs are made, how sausages are made, bad news, fear, fears, fearful
"It's like the minute they see 'Charlie Manson' on your dating profile all you get are the crazy ones."
Tags:dating profile, dating profiles, online date, online dates, internet dating, website, websites, red flag, red flags, warning, warnings, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, warning sign, warning signs, date, dates, dating, single, single life, gripe, gripes, griping, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, instant judgement, instant judgements, warn, warns, warning, warnings, concern, concerns, concerned, blind date, blind dates
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
Tags:bear market, bear markets, downturn, downturns, economic downturn, economic downturns, recession, recessions, hedge, hedges, hedge fund, hedge funds, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, consumer confidence, confident, confidence, market correction, market corrections, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worry, worries, worrying, worried, concern, concerns, stress relief, cigar, cigars, cigar smoker, cigar smokers, smoker, smokers
Al D'Amato's Suggestion Box