"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."
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music, musical, musical taste, musical tastes, opinion, opinions, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, live music, band, bands, concert, concerts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing, poster, posters, promotion, promote, musician, musicians"And now, God help us all, Rachmaninoff's Concerto in C Minor."
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rachmaninoff, sergei rachmaninoff, piano, pianist, pianists, concerto, concertos, c minor, difficult, difficulty, difficulty level, difficulty levels, concert, concerts, recital, recitals, piano recital, piano recitals, learning piano, beginner, beginners, hard, piano piece, earsplitting, music teacher, music teachers, composer, composers, classical composer, classical composers"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."
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steinway piano, piano, famous, famous piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, concert, concerts, audience, audiences, mother, mothers, mothering, mothered, kid, kids, child, childhood, instrument, instruments, learn, learning, practice, practising, encourage, encouraging, encouraged, inspire, inspired, inspiration, inspirations, inspirational, encouragement, just like you"There's no business like show business. . ."
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show business, show-business, show biz, show-biz, entertainer, entertainers, performer, performers, performance, performances, concert, concerts, live music, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, audience, audiences, no business like show business, nightclub, nightclubs, night club, night clubs, club, clubs"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
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music, musical performance, musical performances, concert, concerts, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, stage, stages, quartet, quartets, modern life, modern music, classic, classical music, entertainment, entertaining, dull, boring, smash, smashing instruments, violent, violence, set fire, fire, fires, rock, rock music, punk, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers, rebellion, rebellious, rebelliousness"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."
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music, musician, musicians, performer, performers, performance, performances, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, concert, concerts, applause, praise, recognition, glory, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, adult kid, adult kids, taking credit, proud parent, proud parents, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
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peddler, peddlers, peddling, pedlar, pedlars, busker, buskers, busking, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, orchestra, orchestras, quartet, quartets, string, minor, rhapsody, rhapsodies, symphony, symphonies, entertainment, classical, string instrument, string instruments, concert, concerts, calling, shouting, advertising, travelling, traveling, impromptu, tour, tours, touring, on tour"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners"This song describes the events of a lovely spring day. The sky is a cloudless blue, birds are singing, and out at the ballpark the grass is an emerald green. It's the top of the fourth, there are two out and runners on first and second. The batter hits a slow roller down the third-base line. The third baseman scoops up the ball barehanded and tries for a force play at second..."
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song, songs, baseball, baseball fan, baseball fans, batter, batters, batting, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, ballpark, ballparks, fanatic, fanatics, concert, concerts, concert hall, concert halls, vocalist, vocalists, vocal, vocals, routine, routines, spring, spring day, spring days, classical music, piano, pianos, pianist, pianistsGrand Piano
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grand piano, grand pianos, grand-piano, grand-piano, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, concert, concerts, perform, performer, performers, performance, performances, prop, propped up, top board prop, hold up, holding up, support, supporting, supports, holds up, recital, recitals, piano recital, piano recitals"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"
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cleveland, region, regions, regional, rock, rock and roll, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, song, songs, limited, limit, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, musical, musically, bad, bad band, band, bands, live, live band, live music, live bands, live, gig, gigs, concert, concerts, cut your losses, low quality, old, age, old age, ageing, classics"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"
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gender issues, gender inequality, concert, concerts, crowd, crowds, party parties, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, ignorant, ignorance, dumb down, dumbing down, dumb it down, lighten up, lightening up, relax, relaxing, chill, chilling, insulted, insulting, insulted, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, mosh pit, mosh pits, drink, drinks, drinking"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"
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judge, judges, judgement, judicial, judiciary, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legals, legalism, threat, threatened, threatening, little man, legality, mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, jury, juror, jurors, juries, persecute, persecution, persecutor, crime, criminal, court, courts, courthouse, courtroom, court battle, music, musical, musicians, musician, concert, concerts, gig, gigs, dance, dancing, dances, slogan, slogans, conform, conformity, questioning, line of questioning, absurd, absurdity, trial, on trial"....you there, start playing! Now! Yes, great, keep playing! Now you! Yes, you! The oboe! Go! Now! Great!"
"Twofers! Twofers!"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, twofer, twofers, entertainment, event, events, concert, concerts, sport, sports, game, games, ticket, tickets, scalping, scalper, scalpers, two for one, 2 for 1, buy one get one, bogo, retailFizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).
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instrument, instruments, jazz, jazz band, jazzy, all-stars, all-star, concert, bands, concerts, dance, dancing, music, musical, musician, celebrity, brag, exclude, exclusion, excludes, second, sing, singing, drummer, trumpet, song, songs, swing, swinging, pick on, pick out, celebrities, celeb, celebs, star, stars"A bunch of us are going to Hell for the after-party. Care to join?"
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angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, sins, saint, saints, heaven, heavens, underworld, hades, underworlds, harpist, harpists, harp player, harp players, musician, musicians, afterparty, after-party, after-parties, after party, after parties, band, concert, concerts, bands"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."
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yo yo ma, cello, cellist, string, string instrument, string, instruments, ticket, tickets, empty, available, concert, concerts, saxophone, saxophones, bad music, bad player, play, playing, solo, solos, soloist, soloists, different instrument, wrong instrument, musical"Welcome to an evening of doo-wop! Just kidding, folks. Now for the Berlioz."
"This is the same music my fitness instructor plays for our abdominal crunches."
"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."
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