"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."
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"Don't look now, but those onion bagels are following us again."
"Oil or vinegar?"
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"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
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"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."
"When you've concluded the entertainment portion of your evening, sir, I'll be happy to bring you your entrée."
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"Is there any ketchup in the house?"
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"Ranch, creamy Italian, French, or global?"
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"Ah — excellent catsup."
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"That one blot on my record, …. I'm certain it's either catsup or coffee."
"Hon, could you check the expiration date on the Cheez Whiz?"
"Table three needs ketchup."
"You never used to have to ask for a glass."
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