"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."
"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."
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Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen
"Don't look now, but those onion bagels are following us again."
"Oil or vinegar?"
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"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
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"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."
"When you've concluded the entertainment portion of your evening, sir, I'll be happy to bring you your entrée."
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"Is there any ketchup in the house?"
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"Ranch, creamy Italian, French, or global?"
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"Ah — excellent catsup."
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"That one blot on my record, …. I'm certain it's either catsup or coffee."
"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"
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"Hon, could you check the expiration date on the Cheez Whiz?"