"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
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"Actually, this is the one condition your insurance does cover."
"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"
"And then it hit me: I'm salivating over a goddam bell."
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"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."
"I can't afford to take on any new conditions at this time."
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"To the nearest barbershop, John."
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"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."
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"Heavens no, sweetie—my love for you has tons of conditions."
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"Yes, I guess I'm in the mood, but certain restrictions apply."
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"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."
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Employees must wash hands.
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"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."
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"Whole wheat toast. Leave the gluten in."