"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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singularity, singularities, insurance, insurer, insurers, insurance company, insurance companies, landlord, landlords, wormhole, wormholes, black hole, black holes, anomaly, anomalies, condo, condos, co-op, co-ops, co-operative, co-operatives, responsibility, taking responsibility, excuse, excuses, making excusesA car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."
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property, properties, real estate, homeownership, home ownership, owning a house, owning a home, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, owner, owners, welcome, sign, signs, signage, illusion, illusions, reality, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"
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apartment, apartments, pay, paid, paying, brag, bragging, showing off, tour, tours, brags, discuss, discussing, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, flat, flats, condo, home, homes, house, houses, new house, moving house, boast, boasting, gloat, gloating, blunt, bluntly, straight to the point, unfilteredThe World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents
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corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, shredded documents, shredding documents, coverup, coverups, cover-up, cover-ups, man-made island, man-made islands, island, islands, sustainable, sustainability, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, green, green building, green buildings, green architecture, architect, architects, architecture, greening, renewable, renewable energy, environmentally friendly, environmental friendlinessFirst Class Travel
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travel, travels, traveling, travelling, traveller, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveled, travelled, first class, standard, standby, flight, flights, travel company, travel companies, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, townhouse, townhouses, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, travel agencies, travel agency, class, money, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, tour, tours, tourist, tourists"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."
A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".
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animal, animals, bird, birds, birdhouse, birdhouses, bird house, bird houses, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, superintendent, superintendent, super, supers, manager, managers, custodian, custodians, caretaker, caretakers, label, labels, house, houses, home, homes, real estate, property, properties, ground floor, first floor"Condomania"
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new york, new york city, ny, nyc, landmark, landmarks, famous landmark, famous landmarks, lady liberty, statue of liberty, liberty enlightening the world, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, development, developments, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, mania, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, building, buildings, monument, monuments, statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."
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gated community, gated communities, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, handyman, handymen, special, specials, condo, condos, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, estate agency, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heaven, heavens, property market, property markets"The inspiring story of one family's incredible journey from a two-bedroom condo on West Sixty-sixth Street to a three-bedroom co-op on East Eighty-third."
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book, books, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, non-fiction, non-fiction books, biography, biographies, true stories, true story, real estate, real estate agents, real estate agent, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment living, flat living, real estate market, real estate markets, new york, nyc, new york city real estate, nyc real estate, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, co-op, co-ops, buying real estate, life goals, goals, dreams, dream, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, book review, book jacket, book blurb, book blurbs, author, authors, publisher, publishers"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."
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rent control, rent controls, rent controlled, rent, rents, renting, lease, leases, leasing, home, homes, tenant, tenants, tenancy, rights, buyer's rights, consumer rights, consumer's rights, consumers' rights advocate, consumer rights advocates, consumer protection, consumer protections, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, convert, converts, conversion, conversions, prey, preys, preying, landlord, landlords, fable, fables, building owner, building owners, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, big bad wolf, three little pigs, real estate, real estate deal, real estate deals"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."
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bigfoot, sasquatch, sasquatches, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, story, stories, unknown, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, super, supers, superintendent, superintendents, caretaker, caretakers, manager, managers, building manager, building managers, custodian, custodians, maintenance, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, rare, sighting, sightings, building, buildings, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, disappear, disappearing, untraceable, impossible to reach, can't contact, property, properties, real estate"Ye-e-es. Yes, you could. You could grow up to be the president of the condo association."
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lowering the bar, lower the bar, lowered the bar, pushy parent, pushy parents, parenthood, parental ambitions, ambition, ambitions, expectation, expectations, realistic expectation, realistic expectations, condo, condos, condo association, condo associations, president, presidents, proud parent, proud parents, baby, babies, newborn, newbornsWhat Cities Could Buy If Every Single Inhabitant Contributed Just One Measly Dollar Toward An Apartment In Glamorous New York City
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apartment, apartments, new york city, nyc, new york, price, prices, house prices, property prices, real estate, it's free real estate, population, populations, dollar, dollars, realtor, realtors, estate agent, estate agents, akron, spokane, topeka, muncie, idaho falls, expensive, costly, mahattan, property, properties, condo, condos, community, communities, contribution, contributes, rent seeking, rentsNew Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos
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condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, sistine chapel, painting, paintings, paint, paints, michelangelo, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, paint the ceiling, painting the ceiling, housework, chore, chores, ceiling, ceilings, home repair, home repairs, fine art, fine arts, renaissance, italian renaissance"Factominiums."
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condo, condos, condominium, factory, factories, terrace, terraces, terraced, terraced house, house, houses, home, homes, chimney, chimneys, environment, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, real estate, realtor, realtors, modern life, modern world, urban world, urban life, industrial, industryComplaints at the Beehive Condo
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beehive, beehives, bee hive, bee hives, bee-hive, bee-hives, complaint, complaints, tenant, tenants, landlord, landlords, rental, rentals, condo, condos, complaining, complain, complains, busy bee, busy bees, honey bee, honey bees, bug, bugs, beekeeper, beekeepers, beekeeping, apiarist, apiarists, apiaryAt Bubbe's Condo
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bubbe, bubelah, bubala, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, term of endearment, terms of endearment, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, parrot, parrots, parroting, imitate, imitates, imitating, imitation, jewish, jewish family, jewish families, yiddish, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."
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co-op housing, cooperative housing, social housing, real estate, projects, housing projects, subsidized apartment building, subsidized apartment buildings, subsidised apartment building, subsidised apartment buildings, low income, rent, renter, renters, renting, rented, medieval, history, siege, sieges, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, condominium, condominiums, condo, condos, welfare, welfare housing, government housing, public housing"Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in - unless they've moved to a one-bedroom condo in Boca Raton."
"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?
"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
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global warming, climate change, hot weather, destination, destination vacation, destination vacations, vacation, vacations, vacationing, icecap, icecaps, melt, melts, melting, glacier, glaciers, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, beachfront, beachfront property, beachfront properties, beach, beaches, polar, polar ice, antarctica, antarctic, arctic, vacation, vacations, vacationing, north pole, south poleThe Octoplex
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condo, condos, rent, renting, rented accommodation, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, tenant, tenants, housing, homes, home, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, cinema, cinemas, movies, movie, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, living complex, living complexes, apartment complex, apartment complexes, apartment building, apartment building, over do, over done, over-do, over-done, over kill, over-kill, overkill, excess, excessive, movie listing, movie listings, marquee, marqueesFrom Ant Farm to Ant Condo
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ant farm, ant farms, farm, farms, starter home, starter homes, starter, starters, apartment, apartments, studio apartment, studio apartments, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, move up, moves up, moving up, real estate, real estate market, ant, ants, flat, flats, upward mobility, upwardly mobile