"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, extinct, extinction, endangered, species, environmental issues, saving, rescuing, rescue, save, protect, conference, conferences, dinner, dinners, food, meal, meals, frog legs, ironic, ironyThe Berlitz Guide to Parent-Teacher Conferences
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problems, communication, education, translations, translation, translating, teacher, teachers, talk, talks, conference, conferences, schools, teachers, travel guide, travel guides, teacher-parent conference, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, teacher-parents conferences, parent's night, parents, english language, creative, people skills, people-skills, school report, school reports"Everybody gets a raise."
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conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, c.e.o., ceo, executive, executives, yes man, yes men, agree, agrees, agreeing, agreement, suck up, sucks up, raise, raises, board meeting, board meetings, conference room, boss, bosses, manager, managers, animal, animals, dog, dogs, superior, superiors, corporate culture, corporate ladder"Effective immediately, I will be stepping down. Then back up. Then down."
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step, steps, step exercise, step exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, exercising, conference, conferences, step down, steps down, stepping down, press conference, press conferences, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, workout, workouts, workout routine, workout routines, exercise routine, exercise routines, announcement, announcements, announcing, politician, politicians, political scandal, political scandals, scandal, scandals, impeach, impeaches, impeachment"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
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lollapalooza, board, boards, board meeting, board room, director, directors, board of governors, governing, govern, governs, meeting, meetings, business meeting, corporate, corporation, corporations, office life, offices, office meeting, executive, exec, execs, executive meeting, working, worker, working life, office drone, office drones, conference, conferences, bored, boring, bores, bore, modern world, modern life, waste, wasting, wasting time, waste of time"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracle"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"
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business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, manager, managers, symposium, symposiums, meeting, meetings, conference, conferences, convention, conventions, out of hand, out-of-hand, out of control, out-of-control, military, warzone, warzones, warfare, war, wars, battle, battles, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, firing, shooting, ducking, hiding, violent, violence, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, bullet, bullets, office, offices, office life"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."
"I think I've got it-Mandela, the After-Shave."
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mandela, nelson mandela, inappropriate, inappropriateness, south africa, after shave, after-shave, politics, meetings, advertising, executive, executives, conference, conferences, consumerism, consumerist, disrespectful, trends, fashion, trend, meeting, sales, selling, sold, market, marketing, disrespectful"Does everybody know everybody?"
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business, businessmen, businessman, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, introduce, introduction, introductions, conference, conferences, work, workplace, worker, workers, employee, employees, uniform, uniformity, look-alike, look-alikes, doppelganger, doppelgangers, cookie cutter, office, offices, job, jobs"That's the deal, pal-I've drawn my line in the sand."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, cliche, cliches, counterbalance, balance, line in the sand, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpreted, conference, conferences, statement, statements, agree, agrees, agreement, catchphrase, catchphrase, bush, george bush, bush administration, exec, execs, strong words"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."
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offices, office workers, office worker, business man, businessmen, business person, business people, business woman, business women, business man, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, busmeeting, meetings, conference, conferences, board meeting, board meetings, confidential, confidential meeting, confidential meetings, secret meeting, secret meetings, seccret, secrets, highly confidential, build a fort, building a fort, play fort, playfort, play-fort, pillow forts, pillow forts, play forts, play-forts, playforts, kids forts, kids' forts, children's forts, childrens forts, childish, childish behaviour, childish behaviours, office building, office building, immature, immaturity, hiding, hide, hideaway"Conference Call"
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sandwich, sandwiches, food, foods, lunch, lunch break, lunch order, ordering food, takeaway, fast food, takeout, to go, delivery, delivered, business, businesses, office, offices, conference call, conferences, conference meeting, meetings, phone call, phone calls, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, work, workplace"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rat, rats, mice, mouse, problem, problems, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business, executive, executives, conference, conferences, conference table, conference tables, report, reports, obstacle, obstacles, decision, decisions, making decisions, deciding, water, sinking, capsizing, ship, ships, boat, boats, abandon ship, abandon boat, abandoning ship, rats deserting a sinking ship, get out while you can, bankruptcy, company, companies, corporation, corporations, going-out-of-business, going out of business, metaphor, metaphors, word play, wordplay"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."
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life coach, life coaches, motivational speaker, motivational speakers, motivational seminar, motivational seminars, seminar, seminars, conference, conferences, lecture, lectures, nap, naps, napping, bored, boring, presentation, presentations, lecturing, lecturer tour, lecture tours, inspiring speaker, inspirational speaker, inspirational speakers"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."
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save the planet, spaceship earth, pollute, polluted, pollutes, pollution, pollutant, pollutants, polluter, polluters, environment, the environment, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, green, green party, environmentalist, environmentalists, cult, cults, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, environment crisis, scientist, scientists"Well, hey, Robin - it sounds like we're about ready for your suits to come over here and talk to mine."
"I have grave doubts about the success of this conference."
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united nations, un, u.n., security council, unsc, u.n.s.c., foreign relations, international relations, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, nation, nations, country, countries, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, bad feeling, bad feelings, doubt, doubts, doubting, success, france, united states, us, usa, united states of america, u.s., u.s.a., italy, israel, russia, nameplate, nameplates, name tag, name tags, outcome, outcomes"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"
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flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chatting up, chat-up, chat-ups, chatups, date, dates, inappropriate, conference, conferences, political summit, genocide, genocides, genocide panel, genocide panels, proposition, bad timing, inappropriateness, academic, academics"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."
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talk, talks, conference, conferences, adolescent, adolescence, chat, chats, expert, experts, expertise, birds and the bees, nature, natural world, modern life, modern times, modern update, modern updates, modern family, modern families, lecture, lectures, lecturing, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
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global warming, sea level, ocean levels, rise, rises, sea level rise, sea level rising, conference, conferences, pitcher's mound, pitchers mound, meeting, meetings, meeting on the mound, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, batter, batters, indecision, flood, floods, flooding, great flood, great floods, catcher, catchers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, climate change, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism"Why, thank you, sir. And I'd like to add that I'm feeling particularly fluffy today, too."
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business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, conference, conferences, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair-do, hair-dos, hair do, hair dos, hair, hair styling, fashions, fluffy, fluffy hair, business manager, business managers, manager, managers, business executive, business executives, morning, mornings, morning meeting, morning meetings, feeling fluffy, fluffy feelings