"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
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"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
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"I ate all the wrong things today."
"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
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"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."
"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."
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"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"Whoa! Way too much information."
"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."
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"Still won't talk, eh? Well I'd hate for it to get slightly colder in here."
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"… then I found a million cash in my desk drawer. I can't tell you what a boost that was."
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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"
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"We have ways of making you talk."
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"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"
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"Edgar, I think it's time we told my husband about us."
" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."
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"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
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". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."
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