"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."
"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
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"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"
"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."
"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."
"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
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"And whose little mole is this?"
"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"Can you keep a huge secret? I was guilty."
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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"
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Good Cop/Hollywood Cop: "Confess or my partner will make you read his screenplay."
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"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "
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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."
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"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."
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"Please don't confess to me, Mr Brewster. I didn't even like confessions when I was a priest."
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"I'm confessin' that I love ya!"
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"Honey, I cheated on you. Wow! That went much better than I thought it would."
"Not only am I not 'on line', I don't know what 'on line' means..."
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"You're kidding, right?"
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