"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."
"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."
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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."
"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
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"I ate all the wrong things today."
"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"
"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"Marjorie, I've got something to tell you."
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"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."
"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
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"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."
"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."
"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
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"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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"And whose little mole is this?"
"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."
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"Next time write the book about the crime after you've been convicted."
"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."
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"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
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How Is Your Pain Today?
"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
"Shh. He doesn't know he's adopted yet."
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