"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."
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"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."
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"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."
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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
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"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."
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If the confessionals a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!!!"