Confessions Cartoons

Confessions Cartoons

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Confessions cartoon

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

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"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."

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"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

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"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."

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"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

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"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

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"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

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"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."

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"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."

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"Edgar, I think it's time we told my husband about us."

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Real Confessions

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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."

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"Hudson, about our reservations to the Rainbow Room for the millennium - I raffled them off."

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"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "

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The Man Who Exposed Himself

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Apology Cards

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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

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"We have ways of making you talk."

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"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."

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"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."

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"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."

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"She could never understand I just wanted some me time."

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"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"

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"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

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