Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:
"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."
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"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"On the one hand, eliminating the middleman would result in lower costs, increased sales, and greater consumer satisfaction; on the other hand, we're the middleman."
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"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."
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"I have no objection to alternative medicine so long as traditional medical fees are scrupulously maintained."
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"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"
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"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
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"Red pins indicate the President's financial interests."
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"I can help you guys form a union."
Tags:union, unions, unionise, unionises, unionising, unionize, unionizes, unionizing, union worker, union workers, coffin, coffins, undertaker, undertakers, undertaking, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, execution, executions, executor, executors, hanging, hangings, old west, western, westerns, prison, prisoner, prisoners, capital punishment, union head, union heads
"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"
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Tags:war and peace, tolstoy, leo tolstoy, review, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, book review, book reviews, book reviewing, critic, critics, critique, critiques, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, bias, biased, middle ground, middle grounds, warmonger, warmongers, hawk, hawks, military hawk, military hawks, compromise, compromises, compromising, general, generals, army, armies, navy, marine, marine corps, ambivalent, ambivalence, literary critic, literary critics
"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."
"I'm going to disqualify myself."
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"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."
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Mitch McConnell's office issues his position on gun control.
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"It's only a conflict of interest if the data turns out good."
"I appreciate your offer, but I'm afraid I'm already bought and paid for."
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"Now, if I were you I'd lose some weight, get contact lenses, put lifts in my shoes, wear a toupee, grow a moustache, and start smoking a pipe."
"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"
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"You think that's a conflict of interest? Wait until you see his tattoos."
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