Caption Search | Advanced Search
"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."
"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
Men Working Things Out
"Here comes the ambassador now!"
"Oh darn, now I've ceded the moral high ground."
"We could agree to disagree but then you'd still be wrong."
"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."
Conflict Resolution Training - Cancelled Due To Disagreement Over Venue.
"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."
"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"
"First, can we agree that it's a big back yard?"
"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."
The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.