Conflicts Cartoons

Conflicts Cartoons

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"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

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Men Working Things Out

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"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

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War and War

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Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ....."

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"You make a very compelling case, Jeffrey, but I still maintain that my day was worse than yours."

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"I'll be straight with you. I was put on this planet to make your life miserable."

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"My people will get back to your people."

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"First, can we agree that it's a big back yard?"

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"Come back—I can change!"

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

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"We tried macrobiotics, we tried crystals, we tried meditation. Finally, we tried divorce. That worked."

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"Oh, yeah? When's the last time you dragged anything in?"

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The Anatomy Lesson

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"Abstain"

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC30044   High Res: 3233x1313 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: abstain, abstaining, abstains, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, fight, fights, office politics, fighter, fighters, fighting, board of directors, conflict, conflicts, office conflict, businessmen, businessman, corporate conflict, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, conflict, conflicts

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"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

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"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

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"The word you're looking for is 'rapprochement'."

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"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

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"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."

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"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

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"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

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"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

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