Confused Cartoons

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."

"I'd just like to know what in hell is happening, that's all! I'd like to know what in hell is happening! Do you know what in hell is happening?"

Too many coxes.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."

"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."

"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"We must be in the Village."

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"

"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."

"How the hell does he do that?"

"I just hope people in the future are, like, 'What the hell are these things?' "

"Laundry or composting?"

"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."

"And you call yourself a dog."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Bad dog."

"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

"I want to be saved, but at the same time I want to be spent."

"I couldn't tell if it was a fable or it was badly written."

A confused man tries to talk into his food like a phone, while his cellphone sits on the table in front of him.