"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."
Too many coxes.
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"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.
"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."
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"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
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"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
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"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."
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"Counsel will kindly refrain from testifiduction and hippothanatology – in lay terms, leading the witness and beating a dead horse."
"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."
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"The only person who is going to be able to make any sense of this trial is the sketch artist."
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"My wife doesn't understand me."
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Viva Las Vegas.
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"Where's the business end of this thing?"
Tags:technology, technologies, machine, machines, machinery, complex, complicated, complexity, convolute, convoluted, overcomplicated, labyrinthine, rube goldberg, industry, industrial, industrial design, industrial designer, industrial designs, heath-robinson, contraption, contraptions, confusing, confusion, confused, manufacture, manufacturing, lab, laboratory, equipment
"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
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"Your instructions were perfect."
Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.
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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.
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"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."
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Man staring at a large confusing map
Viva Las Vegas.
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"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."