"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."
"I'd just like to know what in hell is happening, that's all! I'd like to know what in hell is happening! Do you know what in hell is happening?"
How Grandma Sees the Remote
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"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."
"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.
"We must be in the Village."
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"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."
"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"
"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."
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"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
"How the hell does he do that?"
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"I just hope people in the future are, like, 'What the hell are these things?' "
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"Laundry or composting?"
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"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
"And you call yourself a dog."
"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."
"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."
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"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
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"I couldn't tell if it was a fable or it was badly written."
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A confused man tries to talk into his food like a phone, while his cellphone sits on the table in front of him.
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"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"
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