"Job! I hear you've got a book out!"
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"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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"I'd like to congratulate you on dying with dignity."
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"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"
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"Masterly presentation, R.B. Pure theatre."
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"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."
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"Congratulations, you got the mortgage—now how about piggy-backing a home equity loan on top of it?"
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"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"
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Bad Memory Cards
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"We couldn't help hearing!"
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