"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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"Do you guys need a wacky, fun-loving jokester for your crew? I can make silly sounds."
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"I'm between congregations."
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"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles."
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"This is an old, upper-middle-class white spiritual."
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"Stop me if you've heard this one before."
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"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"
Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".
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"The congregation wants you to know we think you have a very nice speaking voice..."
"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to Conservative."
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"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
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"Hey, man, you didn't have to mention me by name."
"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"
"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."