"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."
"My fellow Americans, we are one nation, a strong nation, a nation united by the common belief that Congress is garbage."
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state of the union, state of the union address, president, presidents, united states, usa, congress, united states congress, approval rating, approval ratings, unpopular, unpopularity, positive spin, positive spins, spin, spins, spinning, spin room, spin rooms, common belief, common beliefs, shared belief, shared beliefs, shared value, shared values, politician, politicians, disdain, disdains, disdaing, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds"Fred, this is Congressman Morlen. The Congressman has been demonized by his opponent."
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demon, demons, demonized, demonizing, demonised, demonising, congress, congressman, congressperson, congressional representative, congressional representatives, persecute, persecutes, campaign, campaigns, campaign ad, campaign ads, negative ad, negative ads, politician, politicians, political ad, political ads, political opponent, political opponents"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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congress, congressional, house of representatives, senate, senator, representative, lawmakers, lobby, lobbying, lobbied, lobbies, sarcastic, the swamp, drain the swamp, nra, n.r.a., national rifle association, big tobacco, government, laws, governing, speaker, speaker of the house, congressman, congresswoman, tobacco, tobacco politics, regulation, regulating, business, businesses, gun rights, smoking, smoker, smokers, smoked"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, swing state, swing states, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, seeing other women, man, men, excuse, excuses, fear of commitment, noncommittal"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
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clown, clowns, politician, politicians, politic, politics, congress, congressman, congressmen, congressional, house of representative, senate, senator, washington dc, washington, d.c., incompetent, make fun, introduction, introductions, poor, rubbish, laughing stock, laughing-stock, clowning, clowning around, inappropriate, joker, jester, unpopular, standards, poor standard, unserious, light hearted"O.K., who else is writing a book?"
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, politics, politician, politicians, politically, politics, washington, washington dc, capitol, white house, congress, senators, senate"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"
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congress, united states congress, congressman, congressmen, congress person, congress people, congressional representative, corrupt, corrupting, corruption, ethics, congressional ethics, congressional oversight, law, laws, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, washington, washington dc, politician, politicians, capitol, ethical, moral, immoral, experience, inexperiencedBeltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, federal, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, inside the beltway, beltway, american politics, business, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, national health board, insurer, insurers, risk pool, risk pool, money, health plan, health plans, health alliance, health alliances, proposal, proposals, insurance premium, insurance premiums, kid, kids, child, children, explanation, explaining, carpool, carpools, car pool, car pools, carpooling, word play, wordplay"It was a complete blowout – I lost my seat, my house, my car, my wife, and my season ticket to the Redskins."
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politics, politicians, election, elections, electoral loss, loss, lose, loser, lost seat, unseated, unseat, capitol hill, congress, congressmen, congressman, losing it all, lost it all, losing everything, big loss, big losses, high stakes, blowout, priorities, season ticket, sport, sports, sports fan, american football, football, football fan, football enthusiast, washington, washing d.c., divorce, divorces, divorce settlement, divorce settlementsAnother Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car
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filibuster, filibusters, senate, senator, senators, congress, congressmen, congressman, politician, politicians, husband, husbands, wife, wives, chattering, chatterbox, chatterboxes, gossip, gossips, gossiping, married life, car journey, car journeys, filibustering, car trip, car trips, gossiper, gossipers"Congressman, you need a junket."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, health, politics, politician, politicians, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives, house of representatives, congress, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american, america, american politics, junket, junkets, trip, rips, tour, tours, event, events, celebration, celebrations, government, governments, government official, government officials, elected official, elected officials, public funds, tax, taxes, tax money, waste of money, spending public fund, spending tax money, wasteful spendingChicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
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public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved"I'm so happy-she called me by my first name!"
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government, governments, govern, political, politics, political figure, political figures, politician, politicians, democrat, democratic, democracy, democratic government, women in politics, congress, congresswoman, senate, senator, senators, capitol building, diplomat, diplomatic, women, feminist, feminists, feminism, men, equality, equal, equal rights, role reversal, fan, super fan, supporter, supporters, vote, voters, democratic nominee, first lady, former first lady"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
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satire, satirist, satirists, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, political comic, political comics, politician, politicians, political career, political careers, warn, warns, warning, fair warning, congress, congressional representative, congressional representatives, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
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kid, kids, child, children, life, lifetime, lifetimes, important, future, election, elections, electing, politics, government, governments, vote, votes, voting, election campaign, election campaigns, politician, politicians, candidate, candidates, voting age, voter, voters, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"On the advice of counsel, Senator, I'd like to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' "
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star-spangled banner, national anthem, american national anthem, counsel, senate, senator, senators, sing, song, songs, anthem, anthems, patriotic, patriotism, pride, proud, congress, congressional, congressional hearing, congressional hearings, witness, witnesses, lawyer, council, lawyers, crime, criminal, criminals, court, crimes"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."
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university, universities, college, colleges, freshmen, freshman, sophomore, sophomores, junior, juniors, senior, seniors, first year, second year, third year, fourth year, courtroom, courthouse, court, bill, bills, politics, political, government, governments, politician, politicians, fresher, freshers, congress, congressmen, congressman, frat, frats, fraternity, frat house, immature, immaturity, party animal, party animals, irresponsible, never grow up, young forever"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, congress, congressmen, congressman"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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sin tax, sin taxes, tax, taxes, taxation, taxing, tax law, tax laws, sins, devil, devils, vice, vices, demon, demons, congressmen, congressman, political lobby, political lobbies, political lobbyist, political lobbyists, lobbyist, lobbyists, hades, politician, politicians, congress, house of representatives"I consider myself bipartisan-curious."
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