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General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify
"On the advice of counsel, Senator, I'd like to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' "
"I believe this is nothing but a witch-hunt, Congressman."
"Are you now, or have you ever been."
"Your constant cries to cut the pork sadden me, Senator."
"Congress wants to know how much fake tan we're holding."