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"Fred, this is Congressman Morlen. The Congressman has been demonized by his opponent."
"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."
"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"
"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."
"The whole time I served in the US congress, I dreamed of exactly this: being a wealthy lobbyist sitting here with you."
"I've decided to leave public office because I lost the election."
"You were filibustering in your sleep again."
"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"
"Give me a hint. I'm sleeping with a lot of lobbyists."