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"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
"I'm so happy-she called me by my first name!"
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."
"You were filibustering in your sleep again."
"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."