"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."
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"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, plant, plants, herb, herbs, ancient, celebrating, link, links, relationship, relationships, connection, connections, academic, academics, environment, nature, gardening, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, botany, botanist, botanists, plant lady, plant ladies
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
Tags:professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate
"I think mine likes yours, too!"
Secret Alliances of the New World Order
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"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."
Tags:alien, aliens, science fiction, space, outer space, life in space, sci-fi, modern life, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, connection, connections, bad connection, bad connections, signal, bad signal, reception, bad reception, black hole, black holes, quasars, quasar, galactic storm, galactic storms, space signal, space signals, signals, earth, planet earth, radio, static, static interference, interference, technology, modern technology, antenna, antennas, satellite, satellites, satellite dish, satellite dishes, science
"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."
"To be honest, I'm not looking so much to connect as to segue."
"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."
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Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking
Tags:social, socialise, socialising, socialises, anti-social, antisocial, anti social, social skills, social skill, social network, social networks, social networking, networking, network, chat, chatting, friend, friendly, unfriendly, cranky, grumpy, anger, angry, chatty, positive face, negative face, positive face culture, negative face culture, site, sites, website, websites, dating, date, dates, connect, connection, loner, loners
"There's not much I can do about a gopher with cartel connections."
Tags:animal, animals, gopher, gophers, rodent, rodents, tunnel, tunnels, underground, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, drug, drugs, drug trafficking, drug trafficker, drug traffickers, drug dealer, drug dealers, dealing drugs, cartel, cartels, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangs, mafia, crime, illegal, connection, connections, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, pest, pests, dangerous, risky, property, properties, real estate
"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."
Tags:mafia, mafias, mob, mobs, mobsters, gang, gangster, gangsters, triad, triads, cartel, cartels, connection, connections, feet in cement, cemented, concrete, concretes, pretend, pretending, fake, fakes, pretends, pointless, seen through, faking it, realise, realising, realised, relationship, relationships, marriage, married
"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."
Tags:pinboard, pinboards, pin, pins, pin board, pin boards, string, connection, connections, connecting, yarn, ball of yarn, balls of yarn, killer, killers, killing, mystery, mysteries, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, investigator, investigators, investigating, crime, crimes, crime and punishment, clue, clues, cliche, cliches, solve, solves, solving, homicide, homicides
"The one on the left is cute."
Tags:plug, plugs, outlet, outlets, connection, connections, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, cord, power cord, male connection, male connections, female connection, female connections, attractive, attraction, attractions, sex drive, sex drives, sexuality, pickup line, pickup lines, wingman, wingmen, wing man, wing men
The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.
Tags:wonton, wontons, wonton soup, dumpling, dumplings, chinese dumpling, chinese dumplings, chinese food, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, theory, theories, speculate, speculates, speculation, wild speculation, soup, soups, pipeline, pipelines, connection, connections
"I don't get it. When you're freezing it comes and goes very fast, but when you're hot and sweating it just hangs around and hangs around."
Tags:sun, suns, season, seasons, summer, summers, winter, winters, summertime, summer time, summer-time, stone age, primitive, primitives, caveman, cave-man, environment, warm, cold, understanding, learning, science, observation, nature, long days, short days, summer solstice, winter solstice, connection
"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, baby, babies, dog, dogs, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, social, socialising, social network, social networking, social networks, growing up, friend, friends, childhood friends, connecting, connections, connection, social connection, social connections, sand box, sand boxes, sandbox, sandboxes, play, playing, socialisation, socialization, social development, introvert, introverts, introversion
"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, true love, true loves, connection, connections, spiritual, emotional, financial, self-destructive, self-destruction, self destructive, self destruction, couples counseling, couples counselor, couples counselors, relationship therapy, destructive relationship, destructive relationships, marital therapy, marriage therapy
"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."
Tags:social media, isolation, isolated, social network, social networks, connection, connections, modern life, modern times, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, solitude, alone, fake friend, fake friends, friendship, friendships, online friendship, online friendships, antisocial, anti-social
"It probably wouldn't have worked out anyway."
Tags:sour grapes, chance encounter, chance encounter, chance encounters, missed opportunity, missed opportunities, risk, risks, risky, risk-averse, romance, romantic interest, meet cute, meet cutes, justification, justifications, justifying, rationalize, rationalizes, rationalizing, rationalise, rationalises, rationalising, rationalization, rationalizations, rationalisation, rationalisations, carpe diem, passerby, passers by, random, random chance, connection, connections, handsome stranger, beautiful stranger, beautiful strangers
"It would work with us, Francine. We share the same narrow personal interests and concerns."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dating, dates, future, futures, similar, connect, connection, personal interest, self interest, perfect for each other, each other, as bad as each other, same, ignorant, ignorance, echo-chamber, echo chamber, unchallenged, narrow, limited, restricted, narrow-minded, narrow minded